We go grocery shopping, to get stuff to cook, so we don’t have to eat fast food….right? Yet my weekly grocery trip always goes something like this:
I browse the sale ads
I compare them to the giant coupon stash I have
I realize that no matter what’s on sale I will save more at ALDI anyways
I spend half an hour searching for a quarter to get a buggy at the store (I NEVER have change)
I make a half-assed list, hop in the car, and drive to the store
I do my shopping –
- Load the cart with groceries
- Unload them on to the conveyor belt
- Watch like a crazy lady making sure I’m not overcharged for anything
- Bag my groceries
- Lug them to the car
- Load them in the trunk
Then I’m off….To Kroger or Wal-Mart for the few items ALDI didn’t have or that are cheaper due to that stores weekly sales specials + a coupon combo. Once there I repeat the steps above – minus the bagging my own groceries….Now to head home.
I open the overloaded trunk (where half the groceries fall on to the sidewalk…yes, this happens to me regularly…)
Drag the groceries in the house
Put them away (usually to realize I forgot the 1 or 2 items I actually needed at the store)
AND …. After all that, I’m pooped….”Who wants to order pizza?” lol