Convo from the other day:
Friend: I have the house to myself for a few hours Saturday morning; I could get so much done
Me: (interrupting) or you could sleep in or watch TV and be lazy
Friend: That’s kind of what I was thinking
Me: And hey, since wine’s made of grapes that could totally count as a fruit for breakfast…plus it’s full of antioxidants and such
Friend: Double win – I was thinking a Mimosa…the oranges and all….
Me & Friend rambling at the same time:
What about OJ & Vodka…
That’s a fruit and a grain…
wait vodka’s made from potatoes not grains…
that’s a fruit and a veggie…
throw in a beer and you have a well-balanced meal….
Hubby shaking his head and laughing from the other room….
Friends’ response to his doubts that this combo constitutes a nutritious meal: Beer comes from barley – that stuff has lots of health benefits, it’s very good for you
?????? I can’t believe anyone would doubt my logic about eating healthy ?????
But for you doubters out there — I say throw in a side of bacon (or bacon vodka….) for some protein, that HAS to make it a well-balanced meal right?
So there you have it…a lesson in kid free healthy eating…and a fresh new perspective on the tired old food pyramid….Yes I know I left out the dairy group, but if you must add it in just throw in a bowl of ice cream or if you need a double win go for the Whipped Cream Vodka…then you get a dairy and a veggie😉
*ESO Error = Equipment Superior To Operator
Want some more of my lovely meal time logic?? These relating to kiddo eating